Infomercial

from Simulations by Revirgin

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Tired of trying?
Trying is tiring!
Use your intelligence!
Time flies!
Hold on for a minute!
Listen up and sit tight!
And prepare for the
For the ride of your life!
I care about you! And I never
Never had a day this fine
So I’m giving you all and lots
More than money can buy!
I’m saving you time, I’m saving you cash
I’m saving you from yourself
So don’t be a tool!
It practically sells itself, huh!

And wherever you go!
And whatever the weather!
Finally, there's a better way!
Hey, but I'm not done yet!
Bear with me now!
And I'll double the offer!
I'll double the offer!

The unique cutting-edge,
High-end design action technology
Oh, and did I mention
It abides by the laws of ecology!
So what’s all the talk about? Well...
Meet real families
Husbands, wives, kids
And their relatives
Look at their faces! Oh,
Just look how they smile!
You can easily tell they are
Having the time of their lives
Still don’t believe me?
Better take a better look!
‘Cause these people are genuine!
They are satisfied customers!

So if you, my friend or someone you love
Suffers from whatever they suffer from
Fear not, remember, there is a way
And it’s just a phone call, just a phone call away

It's instant!
It's permanent!
It’s forever!
Mother Nature approved!
Without the negative side effects
Great for the house
Ideal in danger
Perfect for showing off
In front of strangers
Getting all the products
Labeled as time savers will
Save you so much time in the long run
It’s likely to start going backwards
But you gotta be careful
Not to grow old savin’
Wasting all of your time
Tryin' to save it!

Wherever you go
Whatever the hour
I’ll double the offer
I’m stuttering
Cut the camera
I’m not so sure anymore
I'm not so sure anymore!

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from Simulations, released April 15, 2022

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Music/art project from Čakovec, Croatia.

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